We came into week 10 looking for clarity, we ended with chaos and confusion as usual.
Let’s start with the teams that took care of business this weekend. The Baltimore Ravens faced the winless Cincinnati Bengals, and although this game was circled on the Raven’s schedule as an easy win, other games this season have shown us those just don’t exist. Luckily for Baltimore, QB Lamar Jackson played like the MVP-candidate he is, getting it done with his feet and arm, and the Ravens ran away with the game 49-13. He even got some high praise from a guy that definitely knows feet…
“He’s the most special player I’ve ever seen in the NFL.”
— Get Up (@GetUpESPN) November 11, 2019
—Rex Ryan on Lamar Jackson pic.twitter.com/DnyxtUpA8m
You must dig deep into the slate of games to find other teams that took care of business, the Jets(?) beat the Giants, the Bears beat the Stafford-less Lions, and the Packers just barely held off the scrappy Carolina Panthers. The real story of the weekend was the teams that DID NOT handle their biz:
QB Patrick Mahomes triumphant return to the Chiefs had all the splash and pizzazz we’ve come to expect, the only thing missing was the Chiefs defense, as they yielded 35 points and could not tackle fantasy anomaly RB Derrick Henry and the inconsistent Tennessee Titans. The real highlight of this game was OL Taylor Lewan’s post-game interview of himself:
“My penalties are a f—ing problem. … I am completely screwing the team …”
— ESPN (@espn) November 11, 2019
—Titans OL Taylor Lewan went off on himself. pic.twitter.com/6hpFrs4jw3
The Indianapolis Colts were without starting QB Jacoby Brissett despite a week of practicing and many expecting him to play, maybe they assumed it was an easy win against the Dolphins and held him out but regardless, they fell to the suddenly HOT(!?) Dolphins. Struggling K Adam Vinatieri’s misses aren’t so cute when they lose, leaving Colts coach Frank Reich with some big decisions to make moving forward.
The 2019 Colts season: When one guy retired too early, and another guy retired too late.
— Jake Query (@jakequery) November 11, 2019
The Rams were favored in their matchup against the Steelers, but the suddenly confident Steelers delivered massive hits all afternoon, and even forced QB Goff out of the game and Pardon My Take’s sweetheart, QB Blake Bortles took over briefly. I’m always amazed at what a loss can do. Just weeks ago, the LA franchise was praised up and down for scoring prized CB Jalen Ramsey, now staring down another disappointing loss, everything has changed:
The #Rams have 41 players under contract & $26M of projected cap space in 2020.
— Spotrac (@spotrac) November 11, 2019
First Round Picks
2020: 0
2021: 0
Dead Cap heading into 2020
➼ Jared Goff: $51M
➼ Todd Gurley: $25.6M
➼ Brandin Cooks: $21.8M
➼ Robert Woods: $4.3Mhttps://t.co/l6eglTYea3 pic.twitter.com/8r3lIWeUpo
Imagine looking at that Rams OL and how bad Goff is behind it and saying “we’re a marginal cornerback upgrade away from winning it all, let’s spend two first-rounders on that!”
— David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself) November 10, 2019
In other game notes, we learned the Steelers defense is real and spectacular. Also, I fully take back my comments that the Steelers were crazy for wasting resources and trading for CB Minkah Fitzpatrick. As an Eagles fan, I would kill for Fitzpatrick…
Here’s the scary thing about the #Steelers defense:
— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) November 11, 2019
TJ Watt: 25 years old
Devin Bush: 21 years old
Minkah Fitzpatrick: 22 years old
They’re just getting started.
The Bills lost to the Browns in a game where the Browns had 8 chances to score from the 1-yard line and came away with 0 points. In other words…
THE BROWNS TRIED TO BROWN BUT THE BILLS BILLED MORE THAN THE BROWNS BROWNED
— Stri:(a (@StrikaNation24_) November 10, 2019
For those who started Saints QB Drew Brees in fantasy this weekend as we all push for the playoffs, I feel for you, I am you. Here’s a summary of how the Falcons beat the Saints in one of the more unlikely wins of the season:
Drew Brees this whole game:#ATLvsNO pic.twitter.com/M1DTkmlrFC
— DB (@GokuTheWise) November 10, 2019
The Vikings/Cowboys Sunday Night Football game was entertaining to say the least. A back and forth battle with some of the best talent in football on display along with QB Kirk Cousins propensity for losing primetime games, what more could you ask for? One broadcast highlight for me was when Cris Collinsworth compared TE Jason Witten to TE Kyle Rudolph, because what a leap to compare two guys of the same position! Also, this is the truest thing I saw on the internet this weekend:
Anyone who claps like this should immediately be arrested #MINvsDAL pic.twitter.com/pX1nzKv1hg
— Branded Sports (@branded_sports) November 11, 2019
To the game! WR Amari Cooper put on a clinic on catching balls he should have no business catching and keeping both feet inbounds:
Amari Cooper tonight pic.twitter.com/EL4BBRuR1a
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 11, 2019
The minute they showed QB Dak Prescott doing his weird warmup hip thrusting, you just knew the internet would have a field day. Cue the tweets:
Whose hips lied less, Shakira or Dak?
— BetOnline.ag (@betonline_ag) November 11, 2019
🔊 TURN YOUR SOUND UP 🔊 pic.twitter.com/jxPxk8MDqm
That one guy at the wedding that always gets way too into the Cha Cha Slide #MINvsDAL pic.twitter.com/IgvWAeBkDB
— Branded Sports (@branded_sports) November 11, 2019
I’ll spare you any more of Dak’s hips for today, in the end the Vikings offense leaned on RB Dalvin Cook down the stretch and the defense did just enough to hold off the Cowboys’ comeback, Vikings 28, Cowboys 24.
Finally, the Monday night game lived up to the hype, delivering a division battle of the unbeaten 49ers and the perennially dominant Seahawks. The first half was a mostly defensive battle, but if you didn’t stay up past the third quarter, this is what went down:
End of 1st: 49ers up 10-0
— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) November 12, 2019
End of 3rd: Seahawks up 21-10
End of reg: 24-24
OT 5:50 – Wilson picked in red zone
OT 3:10 – 49ers miss FG wide left
OT 1:56 – Seahawks go 3 and out
OT 1:33 – 49ers go 3 and out
OT 0:00 – Seahawks make game-winning FG pic.twitter.com/5Z50pWkNW1
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